We all know of that big old high school dance.
Yep, I am talking about prom.
Well the hottest look for 2010 is the Canadian tuxedo.
Google it.
Ask Jeeves about it.
Bing it.
and Bring it.
King James !
Hey.
I am sitting in English and a thought came to my mind.
The best basketball player in the world is Lebron James!
Often referred to as King James because he rules the paint, the backcourt, the league, every player in the league, and Kobe Bryant.
Kobe Bryant ain’t nothing and will never be anything.
You heard it from me Shayne.
Boom.
Dueces.
NCAA Men’s Tournament.
A 9 seed vs. a 5 seed?
Who da thunk it?
Not for me, that is for sure!
I am excited to see how the rest of the tournament plays out.
This is the last time I am going to say this…. Goodbye World!
Discing.
Discing.
Google it.
Askjeeves about it.
Dogpile it.
Bing it.
And then bring it.
Because discing is the new fad in the midwest.
And it will most likely be the hottest past time by the end of 2010.
Grab yourself a disc and get discin’ today.
Goodbye World!
Music.
I was sitting in bed last night thinking about a lot of things. The most controversial topic that trickled from my heart to brain, and back again, was the greatest song of all time.
Songs flashed through my brain like blood through my veins- oh so fluidly.
And the song that I decided that has all of the key elements to make a successful hit is Lady Marmalade by Christina Aguilera, Pink, Mya, and Lil’ Kim.
If you haven’t heard this song, drop what you are doing, boot that computer up, and youtube this delectable tune.
You are gonna like what you are hearing. I guarantee it.
Goodbye World!
Flowers.
What do you think is the best smelling flower?
The most colorful?
The best pick for a first date?
The best Valentine’s Day flower?
Best flower to cheer up someone on a rainy day?
I think a pink daisy is the best all-around choice for each of these occassions.
But what are your thoughts?
Goodbye World.
OJ.
I am talking about OJ.
Not Orange Juice.
The real OJ.
OJ Simpson.
He is innocent.
He was found not-guilty.
And his wife was often referred to as a ‘junkie’.
Therefore OJ Simpson, not orange juice, is innocent folks.
Goodbye World.
The Weather.
I picked up the Farmer’s Almanac the other day. Truly an interesting read. Here is an excerpt.
‘Old Man Winter doesn’t want to give up his frigid hold just yet, but his hold will mostly be in the middle of the country.’
You heard it from me.
And that is that folks.
Goodbye World.
Ripstik!
If you have a child and are worried they are up to no good, just purchase them a ripstik and all of your worries will diminish!
Rip!
Or if you are afraid that you are up to no good, just purchase a ripstik!
Rip!
Goodbye World!
Tupac Shakur is Alive!
Many people believe Tupac is dead.
I am here to tell you he is alive.
While serving jail time, Tupac read a biography on Makaveli, a French War hero who is famous for faking his death.
This means Tupac staged his death.
And is still alive.
Goodbye World!
